3 bacon, 2 sausages, 2 fried eggs, 2 hash browns, 2 pieces of black pudding or 1 black and 1 white, half a tin of beans reduced to ****, 1 fried/grilled tomato in halves, 1 large field mushroom (or a handful of sliced closed cup mushrooms), 1 slice of toast in halves (non-triangular), 1 half of fried bread, 1 half of soda bread, 1 potato farl, tub of butter (not pissy little packets and not fridge temperature), mug of tea, cup of orange juice, pint of Guinness, ciggie and a diet coke, kit kat and a wank.