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  1. Oldest trick in the book that is Stefan, don’t fall for it.
    12 points
  2. I once went for a spa day with Mrs P and was really looking forward to my first ever massage. I walked in to the room wearing a dressing gown and jogging bottoms. The attractive masseuse asked me to undress so I took the gown off and she said “and the jogging bottoms as well please”. I didn’t realise this was going to happen. I took my bottoms off to reveal my Where’s Wally boxers that had a big hole on the anus. That was a very unrelaxing back massage.
    11 points
  3. Personally I hope Bruce wins every match for the rest of the season. And then we sack him.
    10 points
  4. Mrs laughing at your todger isn’t Stefan’s fault NV
    8 points
  5. I just sit on the urinal with my pants around my ankles. If it's somewhere I'm not familiar with and there could be weirdo's, I sit facing the wall.
    7 points
  6. I really don't understand the clamouring for Lewis Grabban. He's a decent enough striker, but we've already got decent enough options and for the cost and resale value, he'd just be a waste.
    5 points
  7. I probably count as 'anything', so yes. Human rights aren't qualified on 'being a good person'. They're qualified on being a human. Whether that human won Nobel Prizes, works in McDonald's or buried dozens under their floorboards.
    5 points
  8. Totally against it. Killing people is wrong and that should be the end of it. It's one of the biggest confidence tricks of our time that people are led to believe it is ok if the state decides to kill someone but wrong if an individual decides to do it.
    5 points
  9. Everytime I watch Wayne Hennessey I am just astounded at how he has made it at the highest level ( as a No.1, a No.2 or even a No.3) He is absolutely atrocious.
    4 points
  10. You're a **** maniac.
    4 points
  11. I just went, just knob out. Felt like the waistband of my joggers were cutting off the flow. It's just not comfy. I can only assume you're all having me on here.
    4 points
  12. You thought you were going to have a massage over some trackie bottoms? “and the jogging bottoms please...” ”that’s it, and the shoes... pop them off too please...” ”...and now the baseball cap...” ”...and finally the scarf....”
    4 points
  13. Why would you get your balls out? In what way does that aid the piss? You may as well take your shoes off.
    4 points
  14. A complete dickhead? Would a complete dickhead be able to do this?
    4 points
  15. Master of None wins a Golden Globe for Ansari. Well deserved too, great little show.
    4 points
  16. Bruce won't be judged on cup games and rightly so when the target is promotion.
    4 points
  17. I would truly be horrified if we hired him. I'd prefer Bruce and that's how much I rate Hughes. He was crap at man city And he has pissed a heap of money away at Stoke, plus he is a miserable sod to listen to. Again, no thanks
    4 points
  18. I would argue the act of throwing acid in somebody's face as revenge would cause more mental harm than having it done to yourself.
    4 points
  19. Convicted rapists should be raped back with the biggest dildo available, and the judge should be the person to do it. Surely that's something we all agree on?
    4 points
  20. If she had then @HanoiVillan should have just gateaux of her way.
    4 points
  21. He has scored 10 in 13. Alright it’s australia but in any national league I’d say that’s quite impressive. If they’re barely paying his wages why not give him another chance? It wasn’t long ago he was scoring for fun in the championship. If Gabby gets a million chances I don’t see why McCormack can’t gave a second.
    4 points
  22. Which is more likely than Dem spelling disaster
    3 points
  23. The Toby Young saga continues: 'When one of Young’s incendiary tweets was read out to him, [Jo] Johnson said: “I recognise that many of the tweets have been obnoxious and repellant in many ways, but it is also important to recognise that tweet was probably eight or nine years old, since which time Mr Young has been on something of a developmental journey. It is possible that there is a capacity for reform, and we want to encourage Mr Young to develop the best sides of his personality.”' https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jan/08/tory-mps-urged-to-go-on-offensive-to-deflect-criticism-of-toby-young Why do the British public need to pay for Young to go on a 'developmental journey' (he's 54)? Why does he need a job in charge of a regulatory body and help from the government to 'develop the best sides of his personality'? We are through the looking glass here.
    3 points
  24. I’ve never thought about it before but I undo my buttons/zip, push my boxers down and get the whole kit and kaboodle out. Never thought about it before but yeah, now I think about it, what is the point of the balls being out? Think I’m gonna trial run a few different ways and find a new way of pissing. Only on VT
    3 points
  25. @Paddywhack‘s easy to spot. Look for a handsome guy, muscly but not in an intimidating way, often wearing a baseball cap, cracking hilarious jokes and getting high fives from all the people around. Once you’ve spotted me, @Paddywhack will be the ugly guy on my right, usually picking his anus or his nose.
    3 points
  26. Next you’ll be telling us you pull a condom right down to cover your gonads too! Are you Jay from The Inbetweeners?
    3 points
  27. Looks like Kryten will be putting them out of the cup then
    3 points
  28. Bruce is judged on who he has a cup of tea with never mind cup games.
    3 points
  29. That's weird, because I heard you. Well, I heard someone who sounded like Mr Tumble with his balls caught in a bear trap, talking about how he likes to dress his wife up in jackets with massive lapels, and lick the lapels while he cries and wanks over Battlefield into a sock. I assume that was you?
    3 points
  30. Grammar prison for you. Take him down!
    3 points
  31. I hummed the Benny Hill theme as I typed.
    3 points
  32. Yea, because it will take that long for us to get over the shock.
    3 points
  33. Yes because no underdog has ever won a match ever.
    3 points
  34. Why would Sanchez go to Liverpool? He's leaving Arsenal to win things.
    3 points
  35. 3 points
  36. Surely you know the glass bottle is the pinnacle of Coca-Cola. When I want to treat myself I get a 6 pack for about 4 quid from the supermarket.
    3 points
  37. Even the horse are dancing in New Orleans tonight
    3 points
  38. This is the same scouting team which finds players on the Southampton page in the sticker book
    3 points
  39. Even with the mentally scarring aside, the logic of "that crime is utterly horrendous... so as punishment we're going to do it to you" is ridiculous.
    2 points
  40. It probably also has something to do with his four promotions from this division. I'm going to leave this here as this is off-topic. but remember that Sherwood just failed at the ultimate old boys club appointment at Swindon, a job he literally only got because he's mates with the chairman, and which was in the division below. Anyway, back to Veretout.
    2 points
  41. This wants printing off and send to every player at the club, Stick it up in the dressing room, Training ground and just incase it gets missed leave one under the wiper blade of each motor at Bodymoor Heath!
    2 points
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