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Sweden said no  

Seems I've joined the Terrace View club.  Didn't buy my season ticket by 5.00 and by 9.00 there were no tickets anywhere😡😡 After a convoluted buying process I've managed to get a couple of TV tickets. Very expensive mistake. Still, I suppose I can buy a few prawn sandwiches. Anyone who boos me I'm going to waive my lower Holte season ticket in their face. 

I think he turned down Spurs in the summer before they got Ange

Score goals and win games

Last time I went to Old Trafford in the rain I got that wet (ooer) from their shitty roof. I'm not sure it was even raining, I think it was local, Ten Hag panic desperation in the atmosphere. Or Bruno crying, because he looks like a chipmunk without a barber or a dentist. 

I can't say I've ever heard of Arne Slot, but I know the media will have a field day with his name alone. 

Worst 'bottom 3' in history were in 2018-19 amassing 76 points, 2020-21 with 77 and 2005-06 and 2009-10 amassing 79 points (small heath being one of them).  Through time most of the three relegated clubs gathered between 90-100 points combined. In the last few years it's rarely above 85, usually low 80's. The current bottom 3 have 64 points, so need to scrape together 13 between them over 12 games to avoid being the worst ever.

Ouch  

The New Premium seats at Villa Park