V01 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 What kind of savage leaves the seat up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 1 minute ago, sharkyvilla said: That moment of panic when you go for a shite and the toilet seat isn't down so your arse falls further than you think it's going to. That feeling of cold porcelain is just the worst. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 the cold plastic kiss of the lid being down caught me out recently wasn't paying attention that was a close run thing in a great many ways 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Talking of toilets. When you feel like you need to go, just before you get a wash to go out, and poop no more than a small, marble sized stool. You just know you're going to need to go again later in the evening, and you'll have the dilemma of baking one in the oven, or having to use a pub toilet. Bad times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 What's the best way of getting a smell out of a plastic tub? I wash it like 3 times and the smell of what was in there remains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 lemon juice or vinegar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted February 14, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2016 Adult women who think its acceptable/cool to do their weekly shop in their pyjamas.Sorry love, its not cute, you look like a lazy word removed. People who are on their mobile phones when at the checkout in a shop. Put the phone down for a second you rude clearing in the woods. People who don't acknowledge you with a thanks when you let then out of traffic. Makes me want to ram them off the road. People who cut you up on the road then drive really slow, just exacerbating my rage and hatred towards them. People who don't indicate. Its not just BMW/Audi drivers. that a lazy stereotype, it was a Kia driver this morning. rocket polisher driver too busy staring at his sat-nav like a mogadon. I hope it takes you into quicksand, you vacuous berk. When you are waiting at a bar and the barman says "who's next" and someone who came after you tries to order before you. Sorry pal, I'm shouting you down. My anger is directed 50% at the queue hopper and 50% at the barman, who should know who is next. 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted February 14, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2016 26 minutes ago, Xela said: Adult women who think its acceptable/cool to do their weekly shop in their pyjamas.Sorry love, its not cute, you look like a lazy word removed. People who are on their mobile phones when at the checkout in a shop. Put the phone down for a second you rude clearing in the woods. People who don't acknowledge you with a thanks when you let then out of traffic. Makes me want to ram them off the road. People who cut you up on the road then drive really slow, just exacerbating my rage and hatred towards them. People who don't indicate. Its not just BMW/Audi drivers. that a lazy stereotype, it was a Kia driver this morning. rocket polisher driver too busy staring at his sat-nav like a mogadon. I hope it takes you into quicksand, you vacuous berk. When you are waiting at a bar and the barman says "who's next" and someone who came after you tries to order before you. Sorry pal, I'm shouting you down. My anger is directed 50% at the queue hopper and 50% at the barman, who should know who is next. All good calls, with the two in bold being particular bugbears of mine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 (edited) That there is a woman on the punditry panel for the rugby. Edited February 14, 2016 by JB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted February 14, 2016 Moderator Share Posted February 14, 2016 4 hours ago, Xela said: Adult women who think its acceptable/cool to do their weekly shop in their pyjamas.Sorry love, its not cute, you look like a lazy word removed. People who are on their mobile phones when at the checkout in a shop. Put the phone down for a second you rude clearing in the woods. People who don't acknowledge you with a thanks when you let then out of traffic. Makes me want to ram them off the road. People who cut you up on the road then drive really slow, just exacerbating my rage and hatred towards them. People who don't indicate. Its not just BMW/Audi drivers. that a lazy stereotype, it was a Kia driver this morning. rocket polisher driver too busy staring at his sat-nav like a mogadon. I hope it takes you into quicksand, you vacuous berk. When you are waiting at a bar and the barman says "who's next" and someone who came after you tries to order before you. Sorry pal, I'm shouting you down. My anger is directed 50% at the queue hopper and 50% at the barman, who should know who is next. You should try driving over here. The things you've listed there I miss as being loveable foibles. The driving here is absolute bilge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 On 2/12/2016 at 16:32, tonyh29 said: these militants have to show everyone their superiority when someone pulls out at a junction on them as they fly along at 50 in a 30 zone I'm actually curious about this type of footage that goes viral .. I mean Ronnie Pickering presumably didn't consent to be humiliated by the internet, could he sue the owner of the video who posted it without his consent ? The data protection doesn't protect you from an individual (I think) but what about all the newspapers , social media sites that hosted and shared it .. what about article 8 of the European Convention of Human rights ? when you have a road rage attack do you now have to shout "I don't give consent for this to be put in the public domain" before you go postal on some blokes head ? Ronnie Pickering couldn't more transparently have LOVED every minute of his fifteen if he'd tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 I've always thought of this. We have mystery shops at work, they come in with hidden cameras. Then sometimes it gets shown at corporate events to prove how shit or good the staff are. Can't be legal without consent surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 7 hours ago, Designer1 said: All good calls, with the two in bold being particular bugbears of mine. Spot on with the bold print here. I'm not generally a violent person. But I sometimes have thoughts of putting my empty glass into their face and saying calmly to the barman, "I think I was next mate, look what you just made me do". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 rugeley power station closing down. quite sad that when knocked down it will change the rugeley skyline forever, because you can see the towers and steam coming out from miles away. will be weird not seeing it no more. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 (edited) The one in Ironbridge is closing and getting knocked down as well. Edited February 14, 2016 by useless 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 25 days is pretty much the standard UK private sector allocation, it's **** shit. I get 27 lololololok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 2 hours ago, foreveryoung said: I've always thought of this. We have mystery shops at work, they come in with hidden cameras. Then sometimes it gets shown at corporate events to prove how shit or good the staff are. Can't be legal without consent surely. I imagine you signed away the right to complain about this in the small print of your contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 10 hours ago, Xela said: Adult women who think its acceptable/cool to do their weekly shop in their pyjamas.Sorry love, its not cute, you look like a lazy word removed. Is the daily shop okay? You're going to the shops - who the shit cares what you're wearing as long as your genitalia aren't flapping around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 2 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: rugeley power station closing down. quite sad that when knocked down it will change the rugeley skyline forever, because you can see the towers and steam coming out from miles away. will be weird not seeing it no more. On valentine's day , that sounds like an issue for Mrs Rugeley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 8 hours ago, JB said: That there is a woman on the punditry panel for the rugby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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