Meath_Villan Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I think you got aids brah ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 The stored quotes system. **** awful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 WTAF Paddywhack? For real?Sadly, yes. Luckily I have the face of an angel, I can roll that beast away and nobody is any the wiser.(Not really, I have a bad face too...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 8, 2015 Moderator Share Posted October 8, 2015 I think the aul' buds might be affected then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I was just walking back from the theatre and a bird went to the toilet on my head I've just washed my hair for 10 minutes and still feel minging, I think I'm going to have to shave it off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 8, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 8, 2015 What was her name? Dirty bitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Rugeley_Villanina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Who's sick idea was it to invent Unisex toiletsTaking a dump and a woman walks in because the lock on the door was broken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Who's sick idea was it to invent Unisex toiletsTaking a dump and a woman walks in because the lock on the door was broken Did you not invite her in for a spot of blumpkin?**Don't google the word "blumpkin" on your work computer! Very NSFW!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyblade Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 ctrl-f "Klopp" on Sky Sports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 drivers in fog who think that driving safely is not bothering to turn their fog lights on but drive at half the speed limit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 9, 2015 Moderator Share Posted October 9, 2015 The word 'zeitgeist', or rather any person who ever uses it in spoken language. "Yah, I really feel it captures the zeitgeist". Oh F*****K off you pretentious spunktrumpet. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted October 9, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2015 Falling out of love with my thoroughly attractive Polish dentist due to her commenting on my new Jordans by saying "Nice Skechers".Any chance you might have had is now gone, love. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 The word 'zeitgeist', or rather any person who ever uses it in spoken language. "Yah, I really feel it captures the zeitgeist". Oh F*****K off you pretentious spunktrumpet.Spunktrumpet! I like it. It may replace cockwomble as my new favourite curse word. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 Who's sick idea was it to invent Unisex toiletsTaking a dump and a woman walks in because the lock on the door was broken Unisex toilets? Are you stuck in an episode of Ally McBeal?What companies in this country have unisex toilets? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 9, 2015 Moderator Share Posted October 9, 2015 Work laptop looks buggered Dagnamning bumbaclart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adw95 Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 When iam abroad i sometimes ask people to guess where iam from and alot of the people think iam from russia This really is perfect for this thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 I'm buying something, due £9.90 in change (exaggeration)Me "do you want the 10p"Muppet "no I'm ok thanks" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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