maqroll Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Is there a cure for the runsIt Started at 3pm this afternoon and i'm still going i know i'm full of shit but this is taking the pissI don't know if its food poisoning or what but argh no work for me tomorrowPop 2 Imodium and you no longer have the runs. Simples.Pop 3 and you won't poo again for about 5 days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 If it's food poisoning then there's no cure other than to shit it all out and wait for a few days. Farts can turn quite easily to sharts, so be careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 (edited) Is there a cure for the runs It Started at 3pm this afternoon and i'm still going i know i'm full of shit but this is taking the piss I don't know if its food poisoning or what but argh no work for me tomorrow Edited October 12, 2015 by Meath_Villan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 If I don't shit for 24 hours I start to panic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I don't think ill take a dump for at least a month now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 10 Imodium? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted October 13, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted October 13, 2015 Sometimes, I really like you guys on VillaTalk a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gharperr Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) For god knows how long (at least 4/5 years) ive gone to sleep at around 4am and just woke up at any time i like. But now i want to start waking up at 8am/9am as i feel im much more productive and it has benefits with regards to personal fitness. The problem is no matter how hard i try, i just cannot keep to a 9am sleep cycle and will always go back to staying awake throughout the night for some unknown reason. I always end up doing an all nighter once a week to try "fix this" but it always gets **** again within a day or two. For example today, i got really tired at around 12am and thought i finally fixed it and fell asleep, it just turned out to be a nap and woke up at 2am wide awake :@Has anyone fixed this before? Or had similar problem before? any advice on how to keep to a 9am schedule? I dont really know if theres anything but "set alarm, force yourself to wake up at that time" that can be done. That hasnt worked in the past thoughon separate note: Found this website which is pretty dam decent which is all about supplements and nutrition. Worth looking at if you want unbiased "facts" about it all http://examine.com/ Edited October 13, 2015 by gharperr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Sometimes, I really like you guys on VillaTalk a lot.We try to keep things real. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Sometimes, I really like you guys on VillaTalk a lot.There's not one of you I'd spit on if you were on fire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Sometimes, I really like you guys on VillaTalk a lot.But I'm your favourite, right? As long as I'm your favourite, then we coo, we coo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted October 13, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2015 For god knows how long (at least 4/5 years) ive gone to sleep at around 4am and just woke up at any time i like. But now i want to start waking up at 8am/9am as i feel im much more productive and it has benefits with regards to personal fitness. The problem is no matter how hard i try, i just cannot keep to a 9am sleep cycle and will always go back to staying awake throughout the night for some unknown reason. I always end up doing an all nighter once a week to try "fix this" but it always gets **** again within a day or two. For example today, i got really tired at around 12am and thought i finally fixed it and fell asleep, it just turned out to be a nap and woke up at 2am wide awake :@Has anyone fixed this before? Or had similar problem before? any advice on how to keep to a 9am schedule? I dont really know if theres anything but "set alarm, force yourself to wake up at that time" that can be done. That hasnt worked in the past thoughon separate note: Found this website which is pretty dam decent which is all about supplements and nutrition. Worth looking at if you want unbiased "facts" about it all http://examine.com/ I believe Mr gharper, that you are in fact, an Owl.Have you noticed that say, instead of living in a house, that you live in a nest? The best way to see if that's true is that your house is made from twigs, your own saliva, faeces and body parts of your prey. Can you turn your head around nearly 180 degrees?Are your eyes 80% of the size of your head, and 4x the size of your brain? If so, then that is so you can spot prey in dimly lit areas.Are you particularly fond of Mice, Frogs/Toads, Fish, Insects or small Reptiles? If so, then again, you're an Owl.Do you have feet, or talons? All of these questions need to be asked in order for me to definitively diagnose you as an Owl. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Sometimes, I really like you guys on VillaTalk a lot. There's not one of you I'd spit on if you were on fire. [Blackadder] Not unless we were also asking for directions. [/Blackadder] Edited October 13, 2015 by snowychap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 For god knows how long (at least 4/5 years) ive gone to sleep at around 4am and just woke up at any time i like. But now i want to start waking up at 8am/9am as i feel im much more productive and it has benefits with regards to personal fitness. The problem is no matter how hard i try, i just cannot keep to a 9am sleep cycle and will always go back to staying awake throughout the night for some unknown reason. I always end up doing an all nighter once a week to try "fix this" but it always gets **** again within a day or two. For example today, i got really tired at around 12am and thought i finally fixed it and fell asleep, it just turned out to be a nap and woke up at 2am wide awake :@Has anyone fixed this before? Or had similar problem before? any advice on how to keep to a 9am schedule? I dont really know if theres anything but "set alarm, force yourself to wake up at that time" that can be done. That hasnt worked in the past thoughon separate note: Found this website which is pretty dam decent which is all about supplements and nutrition. Worth looking at if you want unbiased "facts" about it all http://examine.com/ I believe Mr gharper, that you are in fact, an Owl. He's clearly a Pirate. Try saying his name without adopting a pirate intonation.'GHarperrrrr'. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 13, 2015 Moderator Share Posted October 13, 2015 He's not an owl. He's just turning into an owl fella. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 He's not an owl. He's just turning into an owl fella.GTFO 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted October 13, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2015 If I don't shit for 24 hours I start to panicI think you're setting your standards too high, that is one hell of a long dump. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 13, 2015 Moderator Share Posted October 13, 2015 He's not an owl. He's just turning into an owl fella. GTFO I might be gone for some time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Sometimes, I really like you guys on VillaTalk a lot. There's not one of you I'd spit on if you were on fire. [Blackadder] Not unless we were also asking for directions. [/Blackadder] I was thinking I don't know that quote ( and I know my blackadder ) .. and then I twigged the Welsh connection and you'll be washing spit out your hair for a fortnight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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