lapal_fan

Yea, might only win 4-0

**** hell what a few days I've had. Dinosaur crazy golf Sunday Birthday yesterday Cadburys world today, where I touched the ARSE of the sexy caramel rabbit Unai Emery signs a new deal It was a toss up between rabbits arse and Unai Emery for the best bit, but it's gotta go to Unai. My god... I'd love to touch his arse too..

Yea, absolutely. "YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME" It's taken you 50 years to put that plaque up, dipshit. Now's not the time to have a dig. That said, I imagine they've been saving up the £30 it cost for the last 50 years the big bunch of dickheads.

Hence selling him to Chelsea for 360 trillion pounds

I'd like to have him with a chant using Miss Dynamite's song because I want to hear the Holte sing in the Alto range. Mous-sa Dee-arb-ieeee-he-heeeee

I have a dirty feeling we'll beat them too

Sell.

I do too usually! The goblin face shite hawk Even a stopped clock is right 20 or 30 times a day or summat

Yea absolutely, he's a wonderful player. I think a part of me thinks that chance where he was 1 v 1 against his CB and he twisted and turned and couldn't get his shot off? I think people like Kane and Haaland score that chance. Tiny margins and he'll probably work on things like that to prove me wrong! But right now, its just my opinion

Should have said league goals, sorry.

Think he was just saying that those youngsters who have been at the city academy all seem to have a great awareness of space, and to be honest I don't see a lot wrong with that.

Turns up at training "Bonjourno lads"

I don't think anyone really thinks he'll outscore Haaland or Kane, they are just naturally better finishers and hit the ball "cleaner" than Ollie does, more regularly. But when it comes to "all round play" and "who does more for your team" (other than score shit loads of goals, which is pretty handy), then you'd choose Ollie. I don't think he'll ever be a 25+ season striker, but we don't need him to be. 15+ with 5-10 assists is more than good enough!

The face of the people who "like" the Kenneth Williams picture with the following comment; Grow up!

My face when I see the search return for "cock gobblers forum"