8pints Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Oh arr yeah...wedding,,,not funeral. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted June 14, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted June 14, 2014 A random Chinese couple wandered in to take pictures so I grabbed the wife and danced with her. We went to bed at 4am. fair play, if you can pull that stunt on your wedding night you've done alright 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I suppose because I didn't get a gold The old lady who runs a charity shop in my town got one and she didn't win Gold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Oh arr yeah...wedding,,,not funeral. Same shit, different dress code. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 14, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 14, 2014 I suppose because I didn't get a gold I think it's because of your posting history on VT. The Queen personally monitors that sort of thing you know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 Oh arr yeah...wedding,,,not funeral. Same shit, different dress code. By dress code I take it you mean swapping a black tie for a coloured one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 What kind of wazzock turns up for a funeral wearing a coloured tie? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I suppose it depends on the culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 The way they used to mock being gay you would not get away with it these days. Apart from in Brazil. Still, football seems to be about 30 years behind the rest of society, so maybe at some point we'll have a kick homophobia out of football slogan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 (edited) Oh arr yeah...wedding,,,not funeral. Same shit, different dress code. By dress code I take it you mean swapping a black tie for a coloured one? Also, I've only ever been to three weddings and they were all morning suit (which is homophonously ironic in this context). Edited June 14, 2014 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted June 14, 2014 Moderator Share Posted June 14, 2014 A random Chinese couple wandered in to take pictures so I grabbed the wife and danced with her. We went to bed at 4am. fair play, if you can pull that stunt on your wedding night you've done alright World class quoting skills right there! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 (edited) Edit. Head shaken, stopped being an idiot, and moved on. Edited June 17, 2014 by dAVe80 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 16, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted June 16, 2014 I bet the other guy has a massive cock. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 they found a bomb on my estate in kiddy earlier, not much info around about it yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Anyway, I just bumped into the one that got away, and she's pregnant. I'll drink a bottle of cooking sherry later, and have a cry wank. I'll be fine after that. There's only one song for moments like this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 I bet the other guy has a massive cock. As long as he's not a bluenose, I don't mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 they found a bomb on my estate in kiddy earlier, not much info around about it yet A bomb in Kiddy eh. Lets hope it doesn't go off or it might cause thousands of pounds worth of improvements 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 they found a bomb on my estate in kiddy earlier, not much info around about it yet apparently some bird Dave knows smuggled it in up her jumper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Just got this: After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity , we determined that youare aligible to receive a tax refund of 223.56 £ .Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 10-14 days in order to process it.To access your tax refund, please follow the steps bellow: - Download the Tax Refund attached to this email - Open it in a browser - Follow the instructions on your screen NOTE: A refund can be delayed a variety of reasons , for exemple submitting invalid records or applying after deadline. Revenue and Tax Administrator HM Revenue & Customs Tax Credit Office PO Box 1970 Liverpool L75 1WX -------------------------- Filled in my details and should have it on my card tomorrow. Result! Not really. Sorry. Bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted June 16, 2014 Moderator Share Posted June 16, 2014 they found a bomb on my estate in kiddy earlier, not much info around about it yet Looks like you don't live too far away from my parents! It wasn't their bomb though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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