Mic09 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Ill get the game rolling... The fear of spiders is called arachnophobia. The fear of tight spaces is called chlaustrophobia. The fear of Roy Keane is called logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozvillafan Posted September 22, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane makes onions cry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick76 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane invented the beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane's eyebrows are tiny thunderclouds. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danwichmann Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane is James Milners dad. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heid3ster Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 The virus that has been running rampant through Bodymoor Heath avoided Roy Keane like the plague. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Tunnels see light at the end of Roy Keane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted September 22, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane made 114 appearances for Nottingham Forest. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_Villain Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 When he wakes up in the morning, Roy Keane pisses excellence 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane puts the hairs on the coconuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samjp26 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omariqy Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane's beard is actually made up of Kryptonite and parts of the lost city of Atlantis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane made 114 appearances for Nottingham Forest. *league appearances. It was over 150 when you take into account cup competitions. Let's keep this thread sensible,yeah. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane never cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMcKenna Posted September 22, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 22, 2014 OK, he is now with AVFC but he is and always will be a w*****r. On the Haland incident "I'd waited long enough. I f*****g hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you word removed. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries." Some hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) OK, he is now with AVFC but he is and always will be a w*****r. On the Haland incident "I'd waited long enough. I f*****g hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you word removed. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries." Some hero. I don't think i have ever seen that quote before, thanks for bringing it to my attention. I am outraged. Edited September 22, 2014 by rodders0223 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post adw95 Posted September 22, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2014 OK, he is now with AVFC but he is and always will be a w*****r. On the Haland incident "I'd waited long enough. I f*****g hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you word removed. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries." Some hero. I don't quite think you've got the hang of this... 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted September 22, 2014 Moderator Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane has a pet Aphid called Albert. Albert the Aphid has a tiny little aphid beard. All the other aphids are afeared of Albert.This is an actual science fact. There's no real evidence for it at all, but it is scientific Keano-fact. So you can stick that up your bollix. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swerbs Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane eats James Milners for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dounavilla Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Roy Keane can cut through a knife with hot butter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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